DIARY OF AN UNPUBLISHED AUTHOR

IT'S THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR 2007...

2007-12-31T16:00:00.000Z

... and I hope your new year is filled with love, joy and happiness.

I'd just like to say what a brilliant year this has been for me.
For a major publisher to actually WANT to publish MY book.
To sit in a meeting and listen to folk talk about a bunch of characters who, for their entire lives have been living in MY head.
I can't explain how that feels.

So, goodbye 2007

HELLO 2008...

... and a new Diary... this time called DIARY OF A SOON TO BE PUBLISHED AUTHOR
available NOW at www.lolajaye.com/blog

So, not that long to go now.. my first ever published novel; 'By The Time You Read This...'

Available in bookshops... soon!

I HAVE A BLURB!

2007-12-28T22:16:00.001Z

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Time-You-Read-This/dp/0007266553/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198880040&sr=8-1

Merry Christmas!

2007-12-27T22:17:00.000Z

My Guest Blog for an online magazine...

2007-12-24T12:03:00.000Z

http://www.trashionista.com/2007/12/guest-blog-lola.html#more

My Life......

2007-12-21T12:02:00.000Z

If I am not at the day job, I’m at home doing content for my website, editing my old novel, writing the new one, speaking to my publicist, Editor(s), web developer AND then onto the day job. But, you know what? I aint complaining. No way.

Am working at 'the day job' during alot of christmas as taking too much Annual Leave wouldn't be smart - I get the feeling I'm going to need a few days for next year...

29,000 words of the new novel, written...

2007-12-15T18:09:00.000Z

... of course it could all be a load of old tosh at the moment. But this is that exciting stage all over again.

My book's on Amazon !!CANADA!!

2007-12-12T20:45:00.000Z

http://www.amazon.ca/Time-You-Read-This/dp/0007266553

Thank You's..

2007-12-05T19:25:00.000Z

Thank you so much for your good wishes, MIDDLE DITCH, KAREN CLARKE, SHANTA...
All good wishes are gratefully and humbly received.

HAD MY BOOK JACKET PICTURES TAKEN TODAY...

2007-12-01T15:49:00.000Z

.... WHAT A GREAT DAY!!!!!
I feel so buzzed as I write this entry today.
WOW.
What a fun 4 hours, I've just had.
Okay, it may have been freezing posing outside in the cold, but still so much fun.

What was weird, were obvious neighbours of mine looking over at this 'strange girl' surrounded by lighting' equipment and a camera the size of a small country.

''To the left!'' Click. ''Smile to the right!'' Click.

Weird, surreal and nice.

Even if I was caked (and I mean caked) in make- up and I repeat as cold as a choc ice!

Brilliant!

15 thousand words in...!

2007-11-25T18:01:00.000Z

Of the new novel!

I'm writing like mad.

I am consious of the fact that mid next year I may be a lil' busy (and excited) with By The Time You Read This (thats a long title, right?) to be in the mood to buckle down to writing. So am writing as much as I can now.
In the run up to christmas, I have a life to be getting on with thankfully, so even less time as the weeks go on. Then there's work (the day job) that has some really busy moments but you know what? - I AM GOING TO DO THIS.
It's what I've wanted for so long.
And hey, people with kids, a dog and a house to clean find time to write and so shall I.

OHMIGOSH I've just had a thought...

2007-11-22T21:32:00.000Z

... I don't think i've actually mentioned the title, so I think it's time I did... drum roll purlease!!!!

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By The Time You Read This...

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I re-wrote the 'author page' of the book...

2007-11-21T16:00:00.001Z

... today. You know, that bit in the first part of the book , under the pic, that says 'stuff' about the writer. Okay, here goes.
'Lola is married to Shemar Moore and gave up the winning position on England's Next Top Model to write the novel, in 3 days...'

I now have a publicist... really, I do....!

2007-11-19T21:47:00.000Z

...who I met today.

We discussed promotion etc and it was very interesting. I came with my very OCDfied list but needn't have bothered - she answered most of my questions before I asked 'em...

CHECK OUT THE NEW WEBSITE.....

2007-11-17T16:11:00.000Z

www.lolajaye.com

www.lolajaye.co.uk

.....which, at the moment, leads you straight back to.. err.... here.

Korea are interested in my book.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-16T16:08:00.000Z

..... I mean... the book written in ANOTHER alphabet.
Amazing.

Almost four thousand words in...

2007-11-10T22:00:00.000Z

... of the new novel. I'm enjoying getting to know my new characters. Of course at this stage, their names may change a few times, ages, history. And if I find any of them remotely boring - they get Deleted. Someone once said that if YOU find them boring, READERS too will find them boring. Good point. Anyway, tommorow (Sunday) has to be devoted to finishing off the Copy Edits of Novel 1. Confused?
Basically, I'm kinda doing two novels at the same time!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-09T19:26:00.000Z

http://amazon.de/s/ref=nb_ss_w/302-4461120-2665657?__mk_de_DE=%C5M%C5Z%D5%D1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=lola+jaye&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

Been back a few days now and...

2007-11-07T19:16:00.000Z

...my Copy Edited manuscript is back!!!!!!!!!

Just a few more tweaks needed here and there and -OH I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT - the proofs will be done.

Okay, focus.

Anyway, my weekend is thus sorted into the following;

SAT - Write somthing LEDGIBLE for the NEW book

SUN- Get on with copy edit corrections i.e; 'This should be a Capital F' and 'Is the character still on the toilet in this scene?'

Cant wait to get going with it all.....

Greetings from Barcelona!

2007-10-31T19:11:00.000Z

... I know AGAIN, but I have friends here and it's a great way to get away from it all... and perhaps think up some storylines for the new book...?

What is strange is the fact that, the last time I was here , just a few months ago... I was an UNPUBLISHED author. It wasn't until I got home that I got the call...

2007-10-16T20:17:00.000Z

Hi all!

A couple of exciting developments.

As a result of a few emails back and forth, it seems I have a monthly blog! Well another one.. . actually not yet, because I haven't actually written anything, but it was loverly to be asked and I can't wait to get started on it. Stay tuned...

Oh and my Editor told me I have been assigned my own PR manager. Not bad huh?

How does this make me feel...?

I feel fine... normal? Let me start again...

I JUST FEEL THIS IS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE...

Sorry if that sounds a bit luvviefied (!)

I introduced myself as Lola, a writer...

2007-10-13T16:47:00.000Z

... at a bookfair today

http://www.centerpriseliterature.com/PDFs/WordPower_Flyer.pdf

And it was probably the first time I'd done so with my full name, in such a public arena, outside of the publishers, agents.

I HAD MY PURSE STOLEN

2007-10-11T16:41:00.000Z

Great! Someone sneaked into my bag when I wasn't looking and took out my purse and everything it contained. I feel like a right idiot but, oh well... I will not dwell on it. I'm lucky I wasn't attacked. It could have been so much worse and I thank God it wasn't.

WE HAVE A TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-09T19:23:00.000Z

HURRAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was one I thought of. Am very pleased with it (even though I liked the first one). It's really quite good. Intriuiging. And everyone involved at the publishers, seem to think so too.
O.K. then.
But coz I've been here before, I wont reveal it until It's been given the pwoper, pwoper okay...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-05T22:36:00.000Z

What a feeling - indeed Mike.
And thanks, because now I wont be able to get that song out of my head....

I have sold a copy of my book......!

2007-10-02T21:55:00.000Z

.... Sort of.
My friend has just pre-ordered it. My first? I don't know. Maybe. And it feels great. I have told him to email me the purchase comfirmation, because I so can't wait to see it!!!!!
Am I strange?
Yep, probably.

Perhaps I need to, as Destiny Child once said; "Say my name, say my name!"...

2007-10-02T09:00:00.000Z

Thank you Hera.

It's Lola.

Jaye.

.

Now you can type it in Amazon.co.uk and see what comes up... Err.. nothing much. No artwork and a (now defunct) title, but hey, I have a release date!!! Happy Happy Happy. Plus, I got some GREEEAAAT news last night regarding a NEW member to the family (no, not from me!). A new niece is on the way and I am truly, wildly, madly excited.
A good year.

Ohmigosh, Ohmigiosh, shock, shock, happy!

2007-09-28T23:10:00.000Z

I AM ON AMAZON AS A 'PRE ORDER'.
I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT! THIS IS REAL NOW. OHMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still no title...

2007-09-27T12:02:00.000Z

Thanks for the comment Missmeliss!

Okay, things change...

2007-09-25T15:51:00.000Z

I have finally finished the edits on the book! HURRAAAHHHH!!!!

I hope I can now get on with the new one.

However, the publishers haven't agreed on a new title for the old book yet, so back to the 'drawing board'...

OHMIGOSH! This morning...

2007-09-21T15:21:00.000Z

... I found a GREY HAIR on my head!

I am distraught!!!

What does this mean?

Before I could absorb what it all meant, I violently plucked out the offending hair (which i am now told wasn't the best move as 'now four will grow in it's place') and reeled in shock in front of the telly. A programme all full of 'young things' unable to grasp the reality that some day THEY WILL BE OLD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, deep breath. Deep breath.

So what does this now mean? Erm...;
I am advancing in years, quicker than first imagined.

I will have to start wearing shapeless flowery smocks and sensible shoes.

I am soon to, really, in the true sense of the word, become an 'old girl'.

I need to go now....

Just to say....

2007-09-20T14:03:00.000Z

I think we have a title....

Am still editing...

STILL NO TITLE FOR THE BOOK YET....

2007-09-12T15:49:00.001Z

Had to sit down and take stock.
I'm off to Notting Hill tomorrow to have dinner with a Vintage style guru! IN NOTTING HILL! How delishously cliche and wonderful!
Now, please forgive my blatant consumerism/capitalist/Bo Ho type ramblings, but; whey hey!
Okay, I'll stop now.

I guess i was just thinking, 'this is so strange'. This kinda stuff going on in me day to day life...
By day, an NHS Stop Smoking Counsellor, by night...
Okay I'll stop now.

Back to the book stuff (although it is very book related because I would never have been introduced to this lady if it wasn't for my writing - long story. But we really got on, via email so thought it would be a good idea to meet up.
So, my big concern is WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?
Did I mention she is a style guru? (I will ask her if its okay to put her on this site and Will do so if, yes).

Anyway, you know what? I'm just going to be ME. Jeans, batwingged top and sandals - not a 'scarf around neck' in sight...

The chosen restaurant looks awfully posh and I'm not sure I like the sound of Rabbits Kidneys... but let's hope they do cheesecake....

New Title's and Procrastination

2007-09-04T19:19:00.001Z

Ohmigosh, please Mike, feel free to live vicariously. I've done it many times myself... Thanks for the good wishes.

Was in a pouty mood today at work AND I CANT TALK ABOUT IT ON BLOG! Needless to say, I will not let it pee on my fireworks. Aint gonna happen. It's just a shame that some people want to bring up the fact that... NO I CANT TALK ABOUT THIS.

Anyway, back to the non-existent editing. You see my ma is still with me (which is wonderful) so I'll wait until she leaves for my brothers. Then I bet I'll think of another excuse right? I should really get things going now, editing, and starting the new book, because I'm told, things will get real busy close to publication date... Talking of which and I'm not sure if I've mentioned this, but the title to my book has to be changed and so I can now let you know what the ORIGINAL title was called... The Manual.
Ya'll can Google that if you like...

So its a whirlwind of book titles floating around my head, bad moods at work, mega procrastination and I'm luvving it.

Last day of Aug......

2007-09-01T21:10:00.000Z

31st August 2007

What a day!
I spent most of it at the publishers, editing the book AND WE STILL AINT FINISHED YET.

Whoever, says to me, writing a book is easy better just, in the words of Phill Mitchel better just "Shut it!".
Okay, the writing process is amazing. Mega fun. It's just the constant editing... ;
IF I HAVE TO READ MY BOOK AGAIN, YOU KNOW, FOR THE THOUSANTH TIME, I'LL SCREEEAAAM! (And there are many more rounds of editing to go).

But you know what? I am NOT COMPLAINING. This is the job I have wanted like, forever. A dream come true.

It's time consuming, it's tiring, it's brain-aching BUT I LUUURRRVE IT!!!!!!!!!

(Surreal moment happened in the lift of the publishers - When my Editor introduced me to a collegue, he mentioned my book, having READ it... And I STILL cant believe people have actually read my book. Still stumps me. What a strange, sureel, beautiful and weirdesque feeling...)

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So, as well as Big Brother, summer is now over, so guess what...? Time to get that new book on paper...

okay, I'll do that as soon as;

I get the new computer.

My house guests have left.

I have finally finished editing this book...

Excuses, excuses.......

Guess what?

2007-08-29T21:05:00.000Z

......It is a good day.

I have an idea for book two.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay,I've had many over the last few weeks, but this one excites me. Oh my legs are turning to jelly as I type. I love this feeling. The excitemnet of when a new book idea hits you and you just know.

I have written the synopsis today and read it out to a workmate (as I did with the previous book) all very deja vu - and look how that worked out right?

I am happy, happy, happy.

2007-08-24T13:46:00.000Z

Ok, wheres the summer?

Had a meeting with my publishers

2007-08-18T21:45:00.000Z

Friday 17th

Had a meeting at my publishers
Had a meeting at my publishers
Had a meeting at my publishers
Had a meeting at my publishers

Had a meeting at my publishers

No matter how many times I say it, it still feels... you know.. kind of weird. Lovely weird though. It's amazing.

Oh, okay, back to the meeting...
Well, it was with the publisher's Digital Manager. We basically discussed plans for marketing on the WWW. It all sounded so thrilling. I also got to say hello to some of the team, which is always a joy. Do I sound gushing?
Oh please let me gush away? Just this once....?

I just can't wait to get stuck in. My lovely Editor was also present.

I went away from the meeting thinking how happy I am with the way things are going.
And I'll tell you this. The last few years, as more and more wrinkles appeared along with another birthday notch, I always thought, (with that sinking feeling) that another year was coming to an end and I STILL REMAIN UNPUBLISHED.

NOW I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!!!!

And get this - I've started to write '08' instead of '07' on forms, etc.

How mad is that huh?

For once, I'm totally, if not temporarily, okay about ageing myself! (Ok, minus the inevitable sagging of chest et al).

Have a nice (if not rainy) weekend!

OMIGOSH IT'S BEEN SO LOOOONG!

2007-07-23T18:50:00.000Z

Has it really been this long? And what happened to the summer? All this rain.

What have I been up to, then?

I got back from Cuba exactly a week ago. With two Friends, I finally got to go to that beautiful country. And before you ask, this was booked BEFORE the book deal. Talking of which, It was different not thinking about the book ... okay, i did a bit. But I tried not to keep referring to it to my mates. And succeeded. But there were these three Canadian lads i got talking to in the sea (note; isn't it strange talking to three blokes, dressed in your underwear - because that's basically what a bikini is, right?) anyway, when i mentioned I had written a book and would very much hope they'd buy a copy (coz, i basically need the cash) the look on their eyes spoke volumes; "You wrote a book?" said one. It kinda reinforced to me that yes, people are still amazed and sweet when you tell them. It then plumps up MY excitement levels again.
Wow.

I'm about to be a published author. Authoress - whatever.

Anyways, Havana was fantastic and I was glad I spent seven days there and only three in Varadero which was too resorty for me (but needed after all that Havana gallivanting!). Spending time at the Yoruba Association was fantastic. My background is Yoruba (from the Nigerian tribe) and to know that the african slaves hundreds of years ago had kept some of their beliefs alive and passed them on to many Cubans today, astounds me. Also, reading about the revolution, history. I just feel more enriched. More, I dunno, knowledgable about 'stuff'.

Phew. Think I need another holiday.

Basically, Cuba had its good and bad points, but it was a much needed, fantastic, cultural holiday.

So now, still mega tanned and 'glossy' looking, I've returned to my re-writes and should have those finished within days. The jetlag is still hanging about like a bad odour.
Talking about 'hanging about'...

THERE IS A RODENT IN MY HOUSE.

Deep breath, deep breath.

The house next door is being complety gutted and renovated and the drilling seems to have sent Ratty, my way. I screamed as I realised it wasn't post jet hallucinations, but a real life RAT hanging about my corridoor. My scream that followed allowed it to race in the direction of the.. gulp... kitchen (where I will obviously NEVER eat again) leaving me catatonic, imagining all sorts (Ratty break dancing in my house, taking a bath, putting on my stereo as I drank Mojitos in the Cuban sun).

Eeeeegghhhhl!!

Flapjacks and juice

2007-06-16T09:03:00.000Z

My day today...

Ms Adiche's book in the glass cabinate

Signed my name at reception under that of a journalist or photographer of a famous magazine.

Hug my Editor.

Then...

Fruit, flapjacks, water and juice on the table with bits of manuscript, my manuscript, strewn on the table - the start of my editing day at the publishers.

It was brilliant.
This is the best bit for me. Buckling down to the work, in my imaginary dungarees, pencil behind my ear...
Okay, I was wearing jeans, but in my mind, they were dungerees , real lumberjacky ones.

It was a good day.

Met the publishing team today...

2007-05-25T18:11:00.000Z

....Check this.
My Bosoms tucked into a semi designer dress, I exit the lift and see around TWENTY people holding champagne and waiting ... for me.

Gulp.

Who knew that so many people were involved in producing a book? Marketing, PR, artists, the list goes on. And I think I met almost all of them. Everyone was so genuinly nice. And then my Editor (ohmigosh, I have an Editor) made a speech.

AND THEN I MADE A SPEECH!

Eek, eek. Actually, I didn't embarress myself too much... just not used to THAT much good stuff being said about me in public. Just had to readress the balance by thanking the publishers for having ME.
And that's real.

And although this is a 'special' situation, it didnt feel sureal at all. It felt real even though everything was so... so... OHIDONTKNOW (words fail me at the mo'...) I just know that I am thrilled right now. And really happy. Is it acceptable to feel H.A.P.P.Y?
Is it politically correct?
Probbaly not.

Throughout the afternoon, the smile on my face was so fixed, I'm sure it's introduced a couple new wrinkles to my eyes.

But who cares?

It was a greeeeaaaat day.
Everyone was so nice (and painstakinly attractive and young, so praps I'd better pull out the wrinkle cream, after all) .

And I'll say it again: watta day!

An hour later, myself Tha Agent and my Editor (yes, Editor) then took a car to a restuarant where we chatted for a couple of hours and ate some nice food.

What a fabulous day.

The bestest bit?; another person telling me my manuscript made them cry.

Wow.

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My nephew works nearby, so I went to visit him, still on my emotional high and on the way back, decided to drop into the store of a famous designer - just for the heck of it... You know, check out my lust bag... (did I mention my osession of all things leather and tote?)They didn't have the green so, the loverly and polite assitants insisted on ringing up other branches (I held my breath scared of how I could get out of this mess I was slowly entangling myself into . I mean.. £900!). I let out a gust of mouth wind when he finally announced; "Sorry, Madame, that colour has completely run out." My look said; "What, the green lambs skin leather number, I have lusted after on your website is gone? What to do?"
But my mind said; "Lucky escape."
So, I replied in footballers wife tones; "Oh that's a shame. Thanks anyway!" and promptly legged it.

Perhaps it was my semi designer dress (which the assistant commented on) that made 'em think I was indeed Freddie Lundbergs wife to be.

Anyhows, it was scary and fun... a bit like the publishing game....

Have a loverly bank holiday weekend!

I'm a writer...?

2007-05-13T13:57:00.000Z

I was out over the weekend with mates. One in particular has taken it upon himself to announce to his collegues/friends "Elle's a writer.." evertime I launch into a spiel about my role as a counsellor...
The amount of times I've said the same thing; "The book's about grief... losing someone..."
Hey, I'm not complaining. I'm really gratefull to be in this position.

Anyhows, for the first time this Friday, I said to a new aquaintence; "I'm a writer..."
And it felt so lovely.
And right.

OHMIGOSH OTHER COUNTRIES ARE INTERESTED!

2007-05-09T19:29:00.000Z

........ Wow, since The Bookseller article yesterday, publishers from other countries have contacted my agent.
This is lovely.
So lovely.
As usual, I celebrated with a nice peice of plaice (fish) with steamed vegetables and a can of cola.

I told my nan and a couple of friends the news and I'm now looking forward to The Apprentice on TV.

YES I AM EXCITED. Very. This is great and everything (and more) I had hoped for. But I refuse to let anything go to my head.
This kind of attitude helps, especially at work, where I am able to bucklet down to my job as a counsellor.
At times, I do imagine what it would be like to screeeaaaam down the street.
Soon.

I'M IN THE BOOKSELLER ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-08T19:53:00.000Z

As of today, the 'announcement' for my book has appeared in The Bookseller online.
It feels so real now.

2007-05-02T19:09:00.000Z

I have two bosses at work so I told one on monday about the contract and told the other one today. She (and those I have told) was soooo sweet. One thing she said which really stood out was; "When I've talked to you, I always knew there was somthing more to you."
Wow, that was nice.
I still haven't told everyone in my life. I guess I'm a little scared of people's reactions...
What I have started doing though is contacting those I feel have really been instrumental in helping me... if you look back at this Blog, you'll see the lady editor who pushed for me at Hodder many years ago... the manuscript evaluation lady who also helped me.. and others. I have already contacted one and told her the news. She was so great about it and seeme genuinly happy for me. Their support over the years has never been forgotten. Telling me they believed I had talent at a time when many were rejecting most things I wrote....

OHMIGOSH!

2007-05-01T09:06:00.000Z

Okay.
So I got further confirmation THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING AHEAD!!!!!!!
I'm about to become a PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!
I've waited almost eight years for this day. Since I was a sprightly 25 year old thinking she knew it all, that I'd get a deal within months of writing my first ever novel.
We all know what happened there... if not, start at the very beggining of this Blog.

Over the years, I'd told a few friends of my writing, whilst allowing some to think of it merely as a hobby.

It was never a hobby.

It was real to me.

And receiving aknowledgement fom a publisher was somthing I'd dreamt about (during work meetings, in bed, in front of the TV).

As you can see from this Blog there have been many a 'up and down' over the years.
But it has all brought me to today.

I'd just like to thank God for helping me to get here.
It's been long, but so necessary and so worth it.

It's now been a whole week since my agent phoned to tell me the publishers were ineterested and only last night did it really, I mean really sink in... when I saw the email from my Editor (ohmigosh, I now have an Editor) confirming things.

OHMIGOSH!

Friends say I am too calm, still, but trust me, my joy is in here (Elle points to chest) and it's real and all very lovely (I have been using this word alot).

Anyhows, time to go back to the day job... yes, I still have one, did you think I was JK Rowling or something??

PM
Got home from work and my neighbour says; " I have something for you."
It was a bunch of flowers.
Delivered whilst I was at work.(From my publishers! How sweet!) welcoming me to the team....
Wow.
My heart is racing and yes, I'm excited.......

Elle

The day after the 'verbal offer...'

2007-04-27T21:16:00.000Z

A collegue at work overheard me talking to my agent today and asked me if I had a book deal.
"Yes," I answered.

"Ohmigosh thats greeeaaat! You must be thrilledhowdoyoufeelohmigoshthatsgreatnewsCONGRATULATIONS!!!" She said.

"Oh thanks," I replied.

Yes, apart from a few flashes of excitement, I am still relatively calm. A bit like a glass of day old, champagne.

It will come.

I have a publishing deal..........

2007-04-26T20:46:00.000Z

.........In theory.
I have been made an 'offer' via my agent.
When she told me, I felt... nothing. I'm not sure why I feel this way. Is it because after seven whole years I am drained? I just feel numb.
It wasn't until 3 hours later that I dared to say to myself; "I'm a writer. I am a writer!" A spot of cautious excitement and then, nothingness, again.
A defence mechanism perhaps?

I've yet to sign anything, so things could still go tits up...

You know what, I'm not going to psychoanalyse this, just remain in the moment, thank God (always) and wait for that spark of excitement to hit me.

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2007-04-25T19:14:00.000Z

So I had a meeting today with the big publishers.
Will keep you informed.

To Be Continued.

OHMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-24T18:57:00.000Z

It's Tuesday
Was having a not so good day.
My agent rang.
I have a meeting tommorow....
With a publisher.

To Be Continued

Greetings From Spain!

2007-04-13T09:47:00.000Z

Okay, everythings in Spanish and it feels strange typing on a computer with non-English words, but hey..!´

Me and chums are off to the Pyrenees in a few hours. Apparently, the snow´s too mushy for a begginner like me, so I may have to just watch the others do it.
YEAH RIGHT!
There´s a spa bath with my name on it, waiting for me to launguish in (hopefully with an array of semi clad gentlmen on hand to feed me grapes....)

It is rather cold here in Barcelona too. It felt maaad, simply maaad to leave a sunny London (yes, sunny) to come to a place with skies as grey as my old pants.
At least its a break. From work and the day to day ness of ones life (not that I Am for one minute, complaining).

I´m off shopping (possibly in the rain) later. And unlike if i were in England - I can´t wait!

Adios!!!! For now.

Hi All.

2007-04-06T10:53:00.000Z

It's good Friday today and I hope many of us will remember the real significance of today.

I spoke with my Agent yesterday and she is happy with the book. I'm off to the Pyrenees on Thursday, same weekend as the London Book Fair, so nothing will be done until after that...
I am quietly excited.
I'm so glad the book's done (save for a few bits). Time to exhale?
YOU THINK?
Nope.

Happy Easter!

2007-03-31T12:10:00.000Z

The meeting went well.
I am pleased with it.
My little 'issue' i feel has also been ironed out.
Plus, I presented my agent with my new pseudo name.... My first name remains the same, but have added a differen't surname. It feels right.
Anyway, back to the cutting, changing paragraphs around etc, which I need to finish this weekend. I'm off on a long weekend after Easter and I aim everything to be done by then. I need to set myself deadlines so i wll stick to it.
I'm serious about this.
My friend landed in London yesterday and I haven't seen her for months. She wanted to get together this weekend, but I had to decline. I know we will be up all night talking and I'd be too tired to work the next day.
I must stay focused.
I felt bad about it, but I know she understands. She knows what this means to me, I hope.
Back to work, now.

Agent likes my book... BUT

2007-03-24T20:19:00.000Z

She say's it needs a bit of cutting where ironically, the book deals with the character's mini meltdown. Agent says it's too 'depressing'. To be honest, I kind of wanted the reader to feel the characters distress...

How do I feel now?
well, I'm a little dissapointed because you know, we have been here before; changing and cutting bits of my novel to fit my agents spec... Deleting whole characters...
I want to be true to myself.

Anyway, our telephone conversation was brief because we now have a meeting on Tuesday.

*I have another, seperate issue that is on my mind, niggling me, but don't want to bring that up right now, but I hope it will be sorted out, Tuesday, too.

I'll let ya know what happens..

So I did it...

2007-03-18T17:49:00.000Z

... I finished the edit and I'm sooooooooo happy with it. I am ready to send off to my agent. Wow. Such a good feeling. Gonna pour myself a nice soft drink.
Oh and happy mother's day!

OH MY....

2007-03-17T19:15:00.000Z

Has it already been over a month?
Clearly.
No, I wasn't so depressed at reaching my old age that I decided to go to ground.. no. I've been busy finishing and re-editing and re-editing my manuscript. I showed it to my Muse (the one in the industry, keep up) and he's given it a seal of approval. Said I must give it to my agent right away. So by tommorow, I would have finished the final grmmer/ silly sentance edit and will send it off to her on tuesday afternoon..

This time, I will not be changing it drastically like my last MS. I will have the confidence to know that this is the book for me.
The true me.
This is my book.
Anyhow's, its now seven pm and I've been editing since around ten thirty (with breaks of course). I need to eat methinks.
Back soon.
E

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-06T19:27:00.000Z

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday..........

It's my Birthday...

2007-02-03T16:15:00.000Z

... On Monday and I went out for drinks last night with co-workers/friends/family for a pre-birthday night out and TODAY I HAVE (I THINK) EXPERIENCED MY FIRST EVER HANGOVER.

Yep, that's right, at my age. With everyone 'getting the drinks in' it seemed rude to just order a Coke.
So now it's mega-dodgy stomach, pounding head...

I'm still in my PJ's as I write this, have smelt better and just don't care!
Roll on monday....

HAPPY 2007!!

2007-01-21T19:10:00.000Z

Happy New Year!
Sorry it's late!
Been writing, writing, writing........
Have finished the first draph as of Friday 19th January... 65,000 words almost.
Will go over the MS sometime next week, or perhaps after my birthday. Am very glad I have completed this but recognise there's alot of work to be done on it... anyway, I am inlove with the MS still and it can only get better...
Back soon!
Elle

It's Christmas!.... Tommorow.

2006-12-24T14:43:00.000Z

Just packing for christmas at my relatives. Isn't it funny how you can be the most independent person in the universe. Happy, gazing at adverts containing 'hunky boyfriend buying silver chain for girlfriend' without feeling worthless because you're single.

And yet.

And yet.

When people ask what you're doing for Christmas, their face always seems to morph into pity... perhaps imagining you all alone at home with half a Turkey in one hand, pills in the other...

YES I AM SINGLE.

And what? What?

It's 2007 in a few days and I am happy, very positive and not in maaaad need of a boyfriend to hang onto my every word, as well as my hand.
I'm fine.

Just wanted to get that off my chest.

Oh and this:

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!

Gold Diggas, Pink Shirts and Cola!

2006-12-10T12:49:00.000Z

It’s that time of year again! And the office Christmas party seems to be the start of it all. Ours was on Friday, where I got to witness an array of staff from other buildings and ALL hierarchies.

So, it all began in a smoky pub (can’t turn up too early and look sad), where I had a whisky to settle my poor throat, my only alcohol for the night I kid you not... well I admit it… I HAVE A NATURAL HIGH!!!! Don’t need the booze!

Then off to the main venue- a hotel ballroom, lovingly supplied by the bosses.

Things like chatting to THE BIG BOSS in the toilet was now common place. As is
I.T geeks salivating at the sight of so many scantily clad females in one whole room!
Watching from my un-alcoholed gaze, the crème of the workplace dancing like collective monkeys during a mass seizure is something I won’t forget in a hurry.

Any cute guys?

NO.

But I saw a newcomer, who seemed well turned out and not afraid to have a hint of pink in his shirt – impressive qualities. The inner gold digger in me resurfaced when I asked him what he did for this company. He told me within earshot of a drunken manager who then revealed unprompted, this mans earning power….

Ok.

So “Felling Hot, Hot Hot", (I kid you not) came on… and I could see the pink shirted man scratching his chin, wishing he had the guts to whiz onto the dance floor with the rest of us… if only he could find a way in… So I formed a chain… and as it got longer and longer (the chain, you dirty lot!) I grabbed the pink shirted man and thrust him into the front of my chain and off we ALL went around the ballroom.
My plan was complete…
Until…
It hit me- the whiff.
Of B.O.
Now. I’d been dancing for hours, vintage blouse sticking to me like flies to sandpaper and yet I was still… fragrant…. So, no excuses for lack of hygiene, prompting me to sling him out of the chain with no explanation.
Then I went and got a drink – a cola.

Hiya All!

2006-11-08T20:35:00.000Z

Hi all,
I'm still around. Been plugging away with the book. Am up to 50,0000 words and will begin the re-write of the first 75 pages.
My Ma went back yesterday.

It's christmas soon...............

My Ma's here!

2006-10-06T09:23:00.000Z

Saturday
Ma arrives, Looking so sweet, I just want to melt.

Sunday.
The sweetness is still there amongst the wrapping of one tough cookie. But then I leave the room and return to find her bottom lip almost on the floor, trembling. I ask her what’s wrong (big mistake) and she explains (pointing to the telly that ‘de gal just got killed and it’s terrible how children are rude to their parents…)
Thank you True Movies channell!

Hooooome... Soon

2006-09-26T08:24:00.000Z

Just a few hours till I go to the airport and fly back home. I am ready to go home... sort of.´Aint it funny how going on a long weekend allows you to think more clearly, "I know I have to do this that and the other when I get home. Blah, blah, blah. I get all brave and determined... Or more likely, as soon as I get home, back to my familiar surroundings, my resolve will weaken...

My mum´s coming to stay so that should be fun... right? As long as we have no "why arent you married?" talks, then I´ll be fine...

PM

Mini nightmare.
remember the Nigerian trip (missed flight)? Remember the USA trip (interrogation by Ohio statetroopers/army folk/airport worker.
Why is it so impossible tfor me to just fly without the drama ai?? I suppose it's all writing material...

Okay.

I witness a 'racial incident' getting on the plane and alas, the police are waiting to interview me and others as the plane is grounded. That's okay, because I was willing to stand up and be counted especially as one of the awful exchanges, sounded like this;"If Hitler were alive, you wouldnt be here..."
Yes it was THAT bad.
The police had a word with me and I was on my merry way.

Or so I thought.

Ten minutes later standing by the carousel, waiting for The Delsey to swing on by so I could get out of there and re-equaint myself with London life, I was full of hope for doing just that.

20 minutes. Nothing.

30 minutes later. Nothing. Fellow passangers are dwindling, then it's just me and another equally bewidered looking bloke wondering around aimlessly on his mobile, scratching his head.
What the heck was going on?

40 minutes.
After locating a bored airline worker who raised anough excitement to tell me my luggae was 'probably still in Barcelona' I realised I was going back to my flat WITHOUT the tin of white asparagus, paella dish and chocolate desighner cords and instead, armed with a weakend worths of dirty washing.......!...

Greetings from Spain!

2006-09-23T10:49:00.000Z

HI All,

Greetings from Spain. Writing in Blogger and the instructions are all in Spanish! The keyboard keys are also a little confusing and there seems to be a hundred EXTRA ones.

Well enough whinging, I'm so glad to be here. I'm just relaxing at the mo, gearing my self up for a bit of partaaaaying and shopping.

I´ve also been using my phone as a dictaphone, bits for my story. Oh and I´ve been writing the names of key places down because I may use a bit of Barcelona in my new book... I´ve been here so many times, I feel I'll be able to do that confidently.

Well it´s raining today! But its okay because there is so much to do. It's a bank hol on Monday so festivals have been going on all weekened. Went to a Brazilian one last night.
Okay - off for breakfast now (yep at 1pm, but hey, I'm on hols!)
See Ya!

Barcelona Calls.........

2006-09-19T20:27:00.000Z

Well, I'm off to Spain on Thursday for a loooong weekend.
I am looking forward to it - a quick break. Its just so strange that I've been on a writing frenzy lately. Up to 30,000 words already! Perhaps because I know when I get back, I wont get the chance to do much as I'm having me ma over to stay (she's here on hols from Africa). And we have loads of girly stuff to do...

HI!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-16T19:43:00.000Z

Hi all,

25,000 words and counting! I havent done that much this week because have had a bit to do, but I'm getting there..... Still no word from my agent (I emailed her some time ago with the first eighteen pages).
Hmmm... I've been here before, right?

Still writing....

2006-09-03T14:24:00.000Z

I figured it will take me until December to finish this book if current trends continue.

My agent still hasn't got back to me regarding the first chapter or so I sent her. Hmmm... this means either two things;
She hasnt checked her post
She thinks it stinks

I don't think she will think it stinks. And I do think she's checked her post. I suppose I'm now feeling I'm just not importnt enough to her. That stings a little. I say a little because becoming a writer means things can sting a little less - it's like I have developed some type of thick skin... all those rejections. It would be hard to survive this, methinks.

Anyway, I'm typing away on my nw novel, loads of spelling mistkes etc. i just want to get that first drapht down. The bare bones, before I go over it like fine toothcomb. if only I could get a contract on the basis of the first few chapters, then I could finish it knowing I had a book deal. How's that for inspiration? I'd proabbaly type it up within two weeks.

Does anyone know of anyw riters who have ever got a contract on the bais of a few chapters. My guess is, it will probably be literary 6000,000 word 'masterpeices' done by writers with a proven track record.

Anway, back to my life!

I'm at home today...

2006-08-31T09:20:00.000Z

...because my chest infection has resurfaced and it's not even winter yet!
Been off work since yesterday! Was even too mashed up to write part of my novel! THIS IS PRIME NOVEL WRITING TIME! I will try and do some writing today, right after I call up my collection of neice and nephews and tell them I won't be picking them up later to gorge some calorie busting, but rather tasty Krispy Creme dohnuts, as promised. Something I had been promising them for ages. It's not as if I WANT to teach the kids possible obesity inducing eating habits, but it is my duty as a 'cool (ish)' aunt to introduce their (and my) tastebuds to pleasure. Perhaps next week.

Flattery, elasticated slacks and raves.

2006-08-28T15:34:00.000Z

28/08/2006
Thank you Gina. I loved your comments and had to fight rushes of flattery at the news that I am on your 'refferalls list' and you looked at my archives. Nice one!

Well in England, it's a Bank Holiday and I'm not writing today. I am still recovering from my poetry/Dj's /live music extravaganza, last night. During which my neice called and I had to text back amongst the thros of all the loud music and politely explain I was at a 'rave' and I'd have to call her back. Her amusing textual reply got me thinking; Her Aunty is out 'raving' whilst SHE is at home looking after a child. Isn't it supposed to be the other way round??
Talking of which, I woke up feeling dreadfull (even though I hadn't gotten drunk) its just my ageing body PLEADING; HELP ME, HELP ME. To my defence, I fitted in a short run this afternoon, have cooked a curry AND have just updated me Blog!

Have a great day!

I've written 18,000 words

2006-08-26T19:24:00.000Z

Hey I'm back. Summer seems to be over but I've written 18,000 words of my new novel.

At this stage, I wont say much,only that the main character is called Lois and she's sweet (ish) and it's comedy(ish). My sense of humour.

It's EXACTLY what I want to write. I love it so far. Doing loads of research because even though it's set in the recent past (last fifteen years) I could still get things wrong. So I'm on a small high as i try and fit in 101 dates in the meantime.
I

2006-08-10T18:00:00.000Z

A scary day today.
Another plot foiled.
Some people seemed determined to cause death and injury. These are really sad times.

It's a BOY!

2006-08-07T16:41:00.000Z

Well i'm a proud Great Aunt this afternoon as my niece has just produced an offspring. I feel old. But happy!

I HAVE AN IDEA.............

2006-07-24T17:49:00.000Z

Something stuck in my mind whilst I regressed into insolent child mode (as my agent reeled off her list of demands the other day i.e; blah, blah, blah!)
"Is this the novel you've ALWAYS wanted to write?"
Well no.
And a few days later I was sitting down in front of the telly and then...
AN IDEA CAME TO ME.
I've got it.
So I screamed my happiness, gave thanks to God, thought the temptation to call the 'ex 'im indoors' (In the old days he would be the first person i'd call when a new idea hit me) and sat down and wrote. And wrote. And wrote.
It's now 5000 words later...

I Spoke to my Agent on Tuesday.....

2006-07-21T19:54:00.000Z

... And she basically seems to hate the first 50 pages my new effort/re-write.
No plot.
Too domestic
Story not going anywhere.
You've lost your 'voice'
Need I go on?
I dont think I'll show her the rest then....

Celebritys and Novels

2006-07-05T21:00:00.001Z

Jordan's just published her first fiction novel . Apparently, her publishers asked her to try non - fiction. Wow - if only ai? Being asked... But I'm not bitter. And at least I can honestly say i havent used a ghost writer yet.
What do others think abut this issue?

Sun, sun, and more sun!!! Yessss!

2006-07-02T16:22:00.000Z

Is it really July already?
I'm enjoying the sun. Trained a bit for my charity run next week and I'm contemplayting the cleaning of at least half my flat. No writing today as the first half of my new novel is with my agent.........

Great to be back.....

2006-06-22T14:39:00.000Z

... I suppose.
I've done a bit of writing today (I know, I can't believe it myself).
Just watching The Ghana Vs USA match. What a relief. In Georgia, actually America, it seemed no one gave a damn about footie! I'm not exactly a hard core fan, but I (whilst olgling the Brazilian, Italian, Spanish and Netherland team thighs) actually enjoy the world cup. It would be very humbling (or anger inducing) for a hardened british footie fan (flags on car etc) to see this; SOME PEOPLE JUST DONT CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL. One well known talk show host in America even made a joke about the game saying; "And they wonder why no one here takes it seriously". Well at least its one sport Britain have a shot at... pardon the pun...
This morning, I woke up very cold and had the heating on for around 3 hours as I sat in my fluffy nghtshirt and wrote (it was almost an alleged 20 degrees outside). I just feel so inspired to write write now and although I only wrote a bit - it was probaby some of the best stuff (I feel) I've written in a long time. Elle's back!
For now anyway.

Go Ghana!

Damaged cornea/soul food/My first openly racial incident in Atlanta

2006-06-15T18:36:00.000Z

Hi All,

I'm still here.
We did the Martin Luthur King museum which was very, very moving to both me and my friend.

Also had some real old style southern cooking at a place called busy Bee Cafe (yes, my jeans dont do up now....) lovely soul food cooking. Don't know If I've mentioned this, but Atlantans are sooo polite and lovely. The staff in shops, all of 'em... talking of shops... no... I MUST remain in denial. So what if it's bread and water for the next month as I pay off my shopping madness.

16th June

On the way to a comedy store yesterday, I started rubbing my eye and then it felt a little strange - as if somthing was in my eye. This soon turned into a slight headache. The next morning I felt really bad so off I went to ER and they said I have a corneal abrasion!Over a hundred dollars spent on medication alone, my eye is feeling a little better now. Gee! The last time I went to USA in 1997 for three months I contracted adult chicken pox!!! Am I allergic to the place?Nah... hope not...

17th June
Went to Justin's. P Diddy's restaurant for a drink and a half. I am aware my time in ATL is drawing to a close.
I DONT WANT IT TO!

19th June

As the two weeks draw to a close, my friend and I decided to have one last bigass breakfast in a local fast food joint. The waitress rolled up as normal and as usual, my friend and I were overwhelmed by the sheer choice of food on offer - even for a mere breakfast - pankcakes, french toast covered in caramel, sausages... This obvioulsy took some time. So the waitress appeared to drapt in reinforcements in the form of another waitress. I thought this odd and then she explained why she'd done this;
"I thought as she's also from Africa, she'd know what you eat..."
HUH?
As the steam poured from my friends rather tiny ears, I decided to quiz the waitress, further.
ME: "What WE eat?"
WAITRESS: "Yes, African people."
ME: " We have travelled from London, England."
WAITRESS: "Oh, REALLY?" (she looked perplexed to say the least).
ME: "So what do they eat in Africa then?"
WAITRESS: "All kinds of strange stuff..."
The conversation soon mutated onto the Japanease who SHE claims ate "weird raw stuff".
She then proceeded to let us know how she liked to call her black collegue (who she'd drapted in to 'help' us) Shaka Zulu.
SHAKA ZULU!!!!???
After the'd seen "all that dancing" in the film of the same name twenty years ago. Unfortunatly, the said young lady has never pulled her up about this and even has the name Shaka as her name tag....
OK.
Not much to say here.
However, I kept my cool as I saw it basically as ignorance. And I'm pleased to say, we probably educated this lady. Especially as my friend proceeded to remind her that salmon is also a raw fish (which the wauitress admitted she liked) meaning such practices were not just confined to other races. She is now also aware that people of colour actually exist in England and that I regularly have tea with the queen...

Greetings from Hotlanta 2

2006-06-12T15:28:00.001Z

Hi Guys,

Still here and lurrrrrvin it!

Went to an underground poetry night last night and it was fabuloso!!!!!!!! There is sooo much talent in Atlanta here. Whilst alot of poetry in UK is deemed as a place where older blokes in chourderoy jackets and innapropriate jeans hang out, this experience was the total opposite, Trendy folk from all over america, reciting poetry reflecting their angst at the world today. An eye opener and totally riveting. At one point, the MC shouted "Who's traveled the longest to be here tonight?" some poor sap said "New York!" to which my competative streak replied "England!" To my horror/delight the MC then said I should come up and collect a prize!!!! Which I did (a lovely smelly candle) whilst wishing I had worn something a tad more flattering...

One thing that has surpised me here, is the apparent harmony. Across the road from a heart thumping club full of young people dancing to the latest southern rap group, was an open male gay club. Across from that, a group of four rather manly women trotted on heels higher than the empire state building, quite openly. As they accosted us, it was clear to see they were men in skirts. And lipstick. Such unity! For some strange reason though they asked us if we had any marijuanna????!!!!
Err... NO!!!
I'm a clean living British girl thank you very much!! I seemed to bond with the only man not dressed in a leather mini skirt. Perhaps he's not into women's clothing I hear you cry... But he did have on a blob of neatly appllied lipstick... (I should have asked him for tips as mine aways ends up on my teeth!)

After yet another mall during the day (am almost bankcrupt - so many nice things and oh, the exchnge rate is soooo right....) we did The Cheescake factory. Ohmigosh!!!! It was fab. This beautiful building filled with all the cheescake flavours you could ever think of. Hunky valet attendants too. Instead of pigging out on half of them, I remained very British and reserved and just stuck to one - with chiken wings and celery sticks of course.... NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALING ABOUT (OK, I am begining to even type in American). You see I really want to move here guys. So much so, my need was read by a stranger whilst I was busy purchasing a 12 pack of smooth dohnuts in Publix the other day (Atlanta's answer to Tesco). I got talking to one of the staff. Told her (in jest) that I'd lurrrve to live here and she beckoned the manager over who then proceeded to tell me about the great benefits the company offers. I WAS BEING INTERVIEWED ON THE SPOT. Being terribly British, I couldn't just correct them, oh no... I had to wait patiently, as he reeled off all he had to, as my dohnuts began to wilt. What with Greencards and that little problem of having no place to live, It probably seems a bit of a longshot.
Plus, once I get back into the swing of things back home, job, annoying dates, bad weather, i'll forget all about it... wont I...?

As i envisaged my waistline getting bigger by the end of the week, decided to get the obligatory 'lounge by the pool bit' over and done with. Also sat in the hot tub as the sun blased around me. Yes, I am a woman of colour but this beautiful sun has added another shade to my skin, most definately... Where I was a weak milk chocolate before, a lil' bit more cocoa has now been mixed in, darkening the mix a little (yep, crap analogy, but you get my drift hopefully).

Talking of food (again) I have also experienced a full, fresh lobster to myself (with the obligortary buscuits, corn bread et al) all for aroung $20 (around 12 quid!). I'd be lucky to get a lobster tail for that price in london (Vegetarians, I'm sorry!!!! for this,
but I wasnt cruel enough to pick out the lobster though - I couldn't do that.)

Have bought quite a few books. I can stay in the bookshops for hours, although I missed the addition of small independant bookshops I remember from Santa cruz California circa 1997. Bigass multinationals just dont thrill me. Anyway, i now have a soul food and southern cookbook (have never cooked form a cookbook before, but I just love southern food now, gotta try em).

GREETINGS FROM HOTLANTA!!!!!!

2006-06-10T14:26:00.000Z

Hi All!

3 days ago, I waited patiently in a long ass traffic jam on the way to Gatwick airport, frantically biting my nails, a common theme running through my schitzo mind ; 'This cant be happening to me again. No way. This cant be happening to me again. No way. No way, No waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy. I can't BE ABOUT TO MISS MY BLOODY FLIGHT, AGAIN?!!!!????!?
The road works went on forever. Building a poxy bridge. A BRIDGE??
I finally got to the airport, almost knocking a couple of people down on the way into Check In... heart beating a trillion beats a second. And with only a few minutes to spare, I think I made it! I wanted to vomit and faint as the sour faced airport personell scanned my documents. Even as I struggled to remove my laden with metal belt for the security scanners and it wouldnt budge, I knew I couldn't yet relax....
Smart move, because when we got to Cleveland for the connecting flight, more trouble lie ahead.... I answered the necessary questions, got my thumb scanned etc, all good, a little banter with the 'sweet' customs lady (she also had a gun). But as I looked for my friend - she's being interrergated by customs and what looks like a state trooper!!! And alas, the palpertations begin again and the paranoia sets in... we are going to be sent back to England. Or she is and I'll have to go with her because it's her family member we will be staying with....
OBVIOUSLY!!!!

The bored customs/troopers must have been waiting all year for passengers like us to pass through as they all seemed rather excited at the prospect of interrogating my friend. Perhpas the most excitement they'd had in yonks? Someone felf very powerful hat night , went home and gave their sposes a right seeing to, no doubt.
Running like ninnys to out connecting flight, we make it in time and step onto a 'plane' that resembled my fridge - so blimming small... LIKE THE WORLDS SMALLEST PLANE.
But when we get to Atlanta, I realise that plane is the smallest thing I will ever witness again in this country.
EVERYTHING IS SOOO BIG!
Big apartments, big pools, big cars, big people (sorry) big on politeness, big trees. Especially big are the portions. Of food. And as my jeans will now quite painfully tell you ... things are getting bigger and bigger.....

I'm like a spoit kid in a large toy store; "I'll have that and that and that.." HELP!!!!
Luckily, I have just returned from a 3 mile run/walk which will only go to justify a thorough gorging of a Brewsters ice cream cake/waffle/tofee sauce concoction.
Mmmm/Yuk.

And the restaurants.
Everything comes with Blue cheese, gravy and busicuits; EVERYTHING.
Back in England - i'm an organic eating, 1.5 litres of water a day living machine - here, I am a mere vessal for as much sweet things I can find - and there are plenty.
The weather is beautiful, hardly falls below 90 degrees, which is loverly as I stay in the subs which has loads of trees, so there is a slight breeze. Luvvin it!
I AM SOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE!

2006-06-05T21:15:00.000Z

Hi all.

It's been ages! Apologies.
I've ben soooo busy doing not that much. I'm actually packing right now for my trip to Atlanta. The ATL baybeeee. I actually can't wait. However, its gonna take me and my mate a thousand years to get there. We're stopping off at Ohio for a bit (cheapo flight, you see).

Still watching Big Brother, but I promise you that is not the reason for my absence. Anyway, I sent in a revised version of my first 100 pages to my agent today. At least if i'm away, i wont have to think about it her popping it into the bin........

2006-05-26T20:02:00.000Z

Hi All,
yet another week almost ended! I am currently blogging and flicking between the American Idol finale and Big Brother eviction!
Am I crazy?
No writing tonight because It's a Friday. Wll hopefully resume saturday and then its club time in the evening! I'm off to USA in just under two weeks and it is my aim to finish editing the manuscript BEFORE I go. The race begins... now... well tommorow actually!

I'M BACK (again)

2006-05-23T20:47:00.000Z

Thank you Nikki for your kind words.

I am feeling so much better today. And guess what, i've been writing almost EVERYDAY for the past few days. Anyone will tell you it's best to write everyday, if you can. Also, I'm pretty excited about the story (leaving it for a few months and viewing with fresh eyes is soooo handy). Also... and I am ashamed to say this, Big Brother has been holding my attention. One word. Shabbaz. Sorry folks. Hey, at least I'm writing again and that feels soooooooooooooooo good.
My muse has obviously been working....

J K Rowling - where are yoooouuuu?

2006-05-16T15:26:00.000Z

Hey all,

So I've been trying to write, write, write, but felt a bit whoosy yesterday and today. Did half day at work today as a result. Just a bit rundown. Typical - I get the buzz then i get all sick!!!! Doesnt matter - the buzz is still all there, just hybernating until I feel a bit better. I even wrote an article day before yesterday (not quite sure where to send it to though....).
I have sooo many author interviews to post onto my website. Its so nice when authors answer my questions... so sweet. I did try to get J K Rowling once ... hey, a girls gotta try...

More authors added to my website... take a look!

2006-05-14T16:18:00.000Z

Hi there,

Well my buzz is back guys! I now have a muse. I wont say who that is, but lets just say it's someone in the business.
A few words of encouragemnet can go along way.
About time too. As you all know, I have been a bit lukewarm lately (okay, miserable old cow, etc, etc). I am glad to be back and when I say back, I mean just having that feeling again. Dont get me wrong, its always there, but sometimes its at different degrees. Anyway, I have some writing to be getting on with... C Ya. And thanks for the e-mails.... you all know who you are.

I JUST INTERVIEWED TESS GERRITSEN!!!!

2006-05-07T15:35:00.000Z

Hi all. And thanks for the Pick Me Up Priya. I was in my 'miserable cow' mode yesterday. But after attending church this morning then going for a nice run in the park - I feel sooooo much better.

I have just added a new interview with Tess Gerristen to my website
www.unpublished-author.com
She's sold loads of books and seems really nice too. Check out other writer interviews on my website (the cartoon on the front looks nothing like me - she's wayyy better looking).

Talking of the park - whatta way to meet blokes!!!! A sunny day seems to bring out the hunks. Tight shorts, rippelling muscles. I'm supposed to be training for a charity run in July, but my constant neck jerking at the sight of yet another hunk, almost allowed me to bump into a lampost. Or two. Especially the ten fit blokes gyrating on the park floor (okay, they were pressuping- is that a real word?- but I peceived this as gyrating).

Same time next week? You bet!

One day of sunshine is better than nothing I 'spose...

2006-05-06T09:54:00.000Z

This unlovely saturday morning I thought - I need to write.
My novel.
But still, my agent hasn't got back to me since I rang her a few days before my trip to Nigeria. I still have hope that I will one day be published - i'm just not sure when. I just know that I miss writing my novel and I'm reading such a good book right now (soooo funny) called The Accidental Mother by Rowan Coleman. So funny.
I just want to write!
But It's like - I can't begin again until my agent tells me what's what with my latest manuscript.

I'm bored. I'm gonna go and get dressed,meeting a friend and her babies for lunch.

2006-05-02T17:43:00.000Z

I now have a sore throat and dry cough - welcome home elle!

I went back to work today

2006-04-26T19:24:00.000Z

Back to the grind and the day job. It felt weird. My head was all over the place.
I'll write again when feeling more like... me!

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-25T16:19:00.000Z

I'm here in London. Washing my clothes, getting used to the cold weather. I LOVE IT!!!!

Plus thank you Emma and Priya for your lovely comments. Wow... people actually read what I write. I still can't get over that.
Anyway, gotta dash. Work tommorow. Back to the grind BUT THATS OKAY.
!!
By the way, I have edited the last 3 posts, so if you have a minute you can re-read them or paint your nails (the nails would probably be more exciting).
Talking of nails, I want my real ones back!

I HAVE MISSED MY FLIGHT!

2006-04-23T14:06:00.000Z

I repeat. I missed my flight yesterday morning, because I waited for my mum's friend to take us to the airport at 5am. He didnt show, so i had to lug my case onto public transport - ie, a rickety tiny bus that wouldn't even pass an MOT and raced (sort of) to the taxi rank. We reached the check in desk 5 minutes after it closed. And after fruitless pleading to officials who uncharacteristically didn't ask for a bribe, I found myself making overly expensive mobile calls to England (yes, using Roaming) where I have now managed to secure a flight for monday AT A COST OF 600 (unbudgeted for) pounds.

This isnt good.

So I have just printed off my E-receipt and am going back to my mum's to re-pack.

Oh well.

I am not as mad as I should be. I will say this though, with all the poverty out here, one thing allows many of those i have met to remain positive - faith, with most saying; "Every dissapointment is a blessing."

So it's been a strange 'holiday'.

I am just not cut out for false nails... or Nigeria for that matter

2006-04-19T15:20:00.000Z

Hi All,

I'm still here in the land of Africa.... Daily electricity cuts, dodgy motors but the best sunshine.

The weather is beautiful, hence I'm not looking forward to London's arctic weather...
Had a few near misses with an abundence of HBVLG's (hungry british Visa loving guys) out here. But after giving short, sharp,srift, they wont be bothering me again.

I'm In Nigeria!

2006-04-16T13:58:00.000Z

I arrived on Wednesday, after my plane was forced to spend half an hour flying in circles - too much traffic at Lagos airport apparently. Obviously an omen because I then spent a stifling 3 whole hours in traffic. African hot is nothing like England hot.

Anyway, I kissed my loverly mum, said hello to a body building, previous holiday romance (who strangely hasnt decided to dissapear two years later...) I unpacked and attempted a hot and sweaty night trying to sleep. The mozzy's didnt help, luckily i had my repellent, cream and a new fangled electric mozzy zapper (hey. I CAME PREPARED!!!)

So today, after trekking 1000 miles for an internet cafe with a batch of archaic computers, (WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING!!!) and dusty fans, I am here with my nephew wiping the sweat from our foreheads. A strange young man looks over everytime I utter a word in my very un-queen's English and I am horrified to note HE'S TAKING A PICTURE OF ME WITH HIS CAMERA PHONE. After imagining the image of my head accompanied with a Jordenesque body commiting an act of beastiality on the WWW, I drag the nepthew and in disgust, move over to another seat where the computer is missing a key.

The electricity switches off twice (very commen in Lagos) during the duration of my designated hour, my new false nails adding to the difficulty of typing a single word without a typo.
This is too much work. I'm off..

Just putting some songs......

2006-04-10T19:30:00.000Z

onto the iPod. Instead of earplugs I can just pop on the MP3 player as I'm nagged from all directions.......

Still packing....

2006-04-09T19:00:00.000Z

As usual I had to sit my fat ass on my suitcase today as I struggled to close it. Half the clothes I wont wear, that much I know. I'll probably spend half the time in a brightly coloured kaftan and FCUK flipflops because its soooo hot in Nigeria. My shorts and mini skirts will probably go unfolded considering it used to be an offence to wear a skirt above a certain lengh (I am not joking) and one has no intention of getting arrested.
I think I have everything, but in true me fashion, I'm bound to forget something... now where did I put that mozzy bite calming lotion........?

Hi Kim, thanks for the comment....

2006-04-08T17:56:00.000Z

....and yes what you have said is soooo true. In fact, my 4 brothers held a meeting the other day to discuss my 'unmarried' situation (no, I couldnt make this up) I am still fuming, I cant even bring myself to type about it. I know its a cultural thing (african ways) but I also think its a gender issue too ... look, I'm getting too deep here. gotta stay happy. I'm off on a plane in about 4 days time.

So, forget about the actual DESTINATION. I just luuuurve the actual trip. Passing through to the departure lounge, I give a huge sigh of relief at the sight of all those duty free shops, Mac cosmetics, Burberry (not that I can even afford a small belt there).I love it all. Trying on all the perfumes. Knowing that soon i'll be on the plane, away from my bills and non responsive agents...
And then there's the plane.
Once I get over the fact that the nice lady at the counter HAS NOT upgraded me free of charge to Business Class, I allow the lovely air hostesses to pander to my every food whim. Trying to ignore the passenger beside me as s/he drones on and on about something I refuse to give two hoots about. Attempting to make eye contact with the only goodlooking bloke on the plane as I line up for a toilet so minute, you couldnt swing a midgit cat in it.
I LOVE IT ALL.
Then it's time.
Arrival at destination...
And the mini nightmare begins.... watch this space guys.........

Just a few days until I'm off!

2006-04-06T10:54:00.000Z

This time next week I'll be in the sun.. no, unfortunately not on some beach, sipping coctails , reading a fantastic new novel but probably being nagged constantly by my mum as i swat at the nearest mozzy -
yep, its that time of year again -
my annual trip to sunny ... Nigeria. Hmmm... far from lapping it up in luxury, my bed will be as hard as a concrete slab, the.. okay, enough complaining... i'll Blog when I get there and fill you all in.

Sent a couple of proposals out (no, not those ones!)

2006-03-28T19:32:00.000Z

Proposals for two articles I have already written Oh all right then, I'll give you a clue - they are about RELATIONSHIPS. Not that I'm an authority on them... certain bloke has gone on holiday WITHOUT me and I am missing him like a tub of Melting Haagan Dazs drizzling with toffee sauce, draped over a Belgium waffle.. mmmm.. But I digress. Admittedly, I am NO authority on men, but my articles mainly focus on the DEMISE of the relationship - no Mills and Boons for me. I write about the REAL deal when it comes to the unfairer sex. And yes, I do sound bitter, because basically, I am. So there! (I just know my angsty love life would be easier to handle if.... I heard from my agent and I could get on with editing my novel...)

On a brighter note, I decided to go clubbing (mutton dressed as baby lamb springs to mind) on Saturday, where I was accosted by an array of 18 year olds asking for a dance. Of course I refused whilst feeling mighty egotistical at the same time. I got home at 5am (formally 4am) shattered and in need of much needed beauty sleep. Annoyingly, I woke up at 10am and could not re-sleep. I remember in my younger days being able to kip until 1 pm at least.
Old age ai? .

Lata.

I've created a whole new character!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-18T17:28:00.001Z

What a lazy, hazy day!

I thought, let me go visit this person, that person (because when I'm not writing, I actually have time on my hands).
You know what I did? Went sraight back to bed and TRIED to sleep as I'd been feeling a lil' tired, thanks to a sleeping pill that just REFUSES to exit my system. Well, I dont know what happened (I THINK I drifted in and out of slumber) but I woke up and suddenly thought of a new character to add to my story. Yes, a WHOLE new character that will be introduced to my 'girls' as they embark on their school six weeks holiay (this part of the book is set when Six week holidays were in fact... six weeks!). She's going to be an interesting character that doesnt actually show up again, but does leave a lasting impression on my girls........ nuff said.

So I have just written a blurb for her and feel semi excited. Semi, because phisically, I'm still a lil' tired. Plus I've been invited to a party tonight by a work collegue and just dont wanna go - its so cold out there and me chest is playing up...... I know, I know, I sound older than my years, dont I?.
I once asked my Great Neice how old she thought I was (she was five at the time). With a straight face, glowing with pride, she answered "Ninety Two."
I think she had a point.

C ya!

Ps - who doesnt like dohnuts?

2006-03-16T12:15:00.001Z

Hi all.

Well I finally plucked up the courage and phoned my agent a couple of days ago. She said the book fair and a home emergancy had taken up most of her time. She did say that after speaking to some Editors at the book fair, they told her 'saga's' are selling. hmmm... my book is 'sort of' a saga, right? Once she's read it all, she'll get back to me within the week. I'll see what she says then. At the moment, she says it has alot of potential but will need something to make it 'big'. Not sure what that means....
She told me to take this time to research other books. Not quite sure where to start...

Today I'm at home waiting for my new washing machine to be delivered after my old faithfull conked out on me! So i'm 'working from home' today and blogging for a few moments.
Tally Ho!